this is a good one.

[GlennCMC70]

Funny for today, what is a 710?
Got this in an e-mail this morning at work.

What is 710.......... .?

This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But there
always are (a lot of) exceptions!!

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in
and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked," What is a
seven-hundred- ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.I
lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to
draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it
wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is
there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is.........




http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9396/3010316nr2.th.jpg

[j3ffbrooks]

Seriously?

When I ask, seriously, I mean you seriously didn't see this 5 years ago when it first came out?

:shock:

JB

[GlennCMC70]

ban me for trying to put a smile on someones face.
sorry to have waisted your bandwidth.

[Al Fernandez]

Well I hadnt seen it, and it was funny. Guess some urban legends just dont make it all the way out to the sticks where I live.

[Rob Liebbe]

Well I hadnt seen it, and it was funny. Guess some urban legends just dont make it all the way out to the sticks where I live.

Actually, a lot of Urban Legends START out in the sticks where you live. 8)

[cobra132]

Now that is funny. I can't wait to show my wife. FMR

[jeffburch]

Here's one

> Why men don't write advice columns
>
> Dear Walter:
>
> I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
> husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
> mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
> halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
> couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady
> making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we
> have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke
> down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six
> months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his
> job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly
> depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him
> the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get
> through to him anymore.
>
>
> Can you please help?
>
> Sincerely,
> Mrs. Sheila Usk
>
>
> Dear Sheila:
>
> A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
> variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
> debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
> the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
> solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
> causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
>
> I hope this helps.
>
> Walter
>
:D

[mitchntx]

A vacuum leak wouldn't cause it to stall, just run bad.
I wonder if Sheila hears the pump come on when the key is cycled.
I wonder if the car threw a code?

Walter isn't very thorough, IMHO.

Oh ... Pics of the neighbor, please.

8)

[Al Fernandez]

Start with the basics...does it have fuel?