Quote Originally Posted by rleng1 View Post
Insurance company wants to know if the firing squad is still available from the US Army?
It's a kinder, gentler, more politically correct Army these days. They would just make him sit through power point presentations on equal opportunity, sexual harassment and Army values once every quarter while they fed him, clothed him, treated him with dignity and respected his religious preference...

...and probably make him recite some creed every day...