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Todd Covini
02-25-2009, 03:24 PM
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop........

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over! , then whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

Keep smiling.

jeffburch
02-25-2009, 03:54 PM
You know, there is only ONE difference between a doctor and a mechanic.






The doctor washes his hands AFTER he goes to the bathroom.

jb

mitchntx
02-25-2009, 03:58 PM
There were 2 corporate managers standing in an elevator when the cable broke.

Todd Covini
02-25-2009, 05:03 PM
That just took the fun out of it.

jeremiahkellam
02-25-2009, 06:54 PM
Donut for you (from Mitch)

cobra132
02-26-2009, 11:05 AM
Your numbers are way off: http://swz.salary.com/salarywizard/layouthtmls/swzl_compresult_national_HC07000050.html

David Love AI27
02-26-2009, 12:56 PM
Your numbers are way off: http://swz.salary.com/salarywizard/layouthtmls/swzl_compresult_national_HC07000050.html

Damn doc... how much goes for insurance??

We might wanna start a fundraiser for ol' doc here....

opps forgot to add... jk